Today I will tell you Some jokes
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This is a guy who will eat at a Chinese Resturante
already know how the Chinese tend to speak English, that make the "r" (R) in "L's" (L) ...
Chinese Waiter :
- "Good Talde, señol. What Quelele eat it?"
Client:
- "Rice and meat"
He brings a plate of rice accompanied by an indeterminate meat ... Customer
:
- "What kind of meat is this?"
Waiter:
- Sel tin calne "Customer
:
-" Yes, and, of tin can, I suppose, but what what animal? "
Chinese Waiter:
- "De can, yes, hair ... but not CONSELVA OTLAS OF THOSE Laat ... COOLER ...
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Why GIRAFE have the legs so laargaas ?
Easy: lleeeegueeen them to soil aaal ! ...
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is a woman so thin, so thin that has become a champion swimmer
Yes, why?
Because ... NOTHING AHEAD and BEHIND ... NOTHING!
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was
a man so quietly, so quietly ... that the Toenails VISOR served him ...!
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----------------------------------- - "I like being married to a WOMAN that tuivierta an ass
AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSÍIIIIIIIIIÍÍ ... " ....!!!!!!!
"-" Too big, not ?
- "Nah, if you have it ....
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...!!!"
-------------------------------------------- Question:
" what COLOR GETS A CHINESE if given a kick in the BALLS ?
White, red, violet, purple ...?
Correct answer:
CHILLOOOOÓN YELLOW ¡....
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------------------------------- How do you say in JAPANESE "premature ejaculation ?:
"YYAAASSSTÁÁÁ"!
and as they say: WOMAN UNMET ?:
"KEKOMOKEYASTÁÁÁ??
TÚJÓDÉPOQUITO!
TENÉPEEENÉFLOJITOOÓÓ "!
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How do you say RAIN in ARAB ?:
"QUENUVAMOAMOHJHÁ"
and GERMAN?:
"GOTASKAEN"
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BIBLE TIMES:
Noah, after selecting a pair of animals of each species to stay in the ARCA , scratching insistently - "ME BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO BE MORE THAN A COUPLE sneak FLEA "!!!...
say on the latest archaeological research on early Christianity has appeared UNPAID BILL OF "LAST SUPPER " ...
In the Sermon on the Mount " Let the children come to me ..." San Pedro
, pissed off by the antics of some of the kids: - "If that approach, like grip that the "red" that there, will know "...
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That Always keep your sense of humor ...!
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