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THE PASSIONS MATA

sure many of us have been in the unpleasant situation that kill our passion. Yes, right at that moment that we are about to unleash something happens to our lust us from all desire, and as this is one of those peculiar situations.

This story took place in the last six months that I studied at UDLA, who was my 4 th semester, when my brother was in France if I remember correctly. It

a weekday when I was training Tae Kwon Do with my former team-mates, I made the invitation to dive out of a dive bar known Santitos Cholula called to celebrate the birthday of a friend, Claudia (Audi to friends) and formally agreed to leave next week and that was how it happened.

I arrive on Saturday and we were all throwing chaos in the antrum between drinks and dancing, time passed really fast but the women were needed that dancing with your friends about this bastard and noting the inequality in number along with my friend decided to go for a Memo reconnaissance lap feminine place, taking as a pretext that we wanted to go to the bathroom was like we took off.

The return of recognition was a fiasco at least initially, was what I thought, that only had found a memo which is certainly known American woman and stopped to dance slutty with her while I returned to the table to follow consuming liquor.
had spent approx. 30 minutes when my friend showed up strutting their conquest front of us and other friends instantly including Erick pushed me to dance with them making a sandwich with the new couple and the truth I accepted reluctantly but the discomfort disappeared when this girl was pressed to my waist and squeezed me against her boobies.

Memo on the other hand did not bother and while I was dancing in front of the girl he enjoyed his "hip" and she ... and she ... she did not know what he enjoyed but he seemed pleased.

Everything was perfect until he was back in front of her and began to kiss, was when I step back and let the lovebirds enjoy his outbursts of passion. In

That was one happy gringo friend, the classic friend comes to the rescue for not allowing anyone to pass vegetables with her friend, two, three drunk and who would think I knew.

had taken her last semester of economics class and came at me recognize unconcerned by his partner. "From here I am" I thought when I enjutió your body, and reaffirmed when we started to dance and nasty but not sexually, this woman was also slightly drunk.

Everything was going well until the gringo was thrown into the floor drunk and decided to pull up the antrum, DEMONS! I said quietly to see that my partner left me to tend to his companion pedísima. I

I joined to help me not so stupid to be launched in half-court and half and helped track with Memo out of the antrum.

The start was where I confirmed the state of "drunkenness" as the gringa which was lying sack of potatoes on the sidewalk of the entrance.

How quickly things happen in a moment of dancing and kissing with the gringa friend I was at the exit of the cave with a drunk lying on the sidewalk concerned that not passing the patrol and were brought to the cells . Given this concern

decided to give them a ride to home to the drunk, it's friend and my friend Billy, when we were climbing up on my car ask Memo (later it was my question) home of who we leave? - Is that they live in College-answer Memo (Schools are the dormitories of the university to which you can not get drunk) "• $ @% & • • I thought and I thought again when completed Memo - because you live alone Gerry not? - Put

.. ma .. first removed my exotic dancing and now had to give asylum to a couple of drunk and my friend (I told myself).

Well, that, no way to say "no, get off at my house can not go because you're drunk I do not care "started the car and prepared to take them home.

Midway was when the "devil" that lives in us all I said, and began to ponder the idea of \u200b\u200bcontinuing the now exotic dance in the comfort of my bed with the friend of the gringo-perfect, "I now to myself Memo to what Gerry said what thing? - Nothing - I said, thinking I should stop thinking aloud. Total

, we came home with some urgency because I wanted to throw up and rushed gringa ran by the cup he used to mop the floor and the time to put on his face dropped the first gush of filth-chale, at least not vomit on the floor, I told myself this time in silence.

Immediately after that scene the gringa friend asked me - and where I'm going to sleep, to which I replied politely and with malice - come follow me I'll take you to your room, women coming into the room and fell on my bed and I sat by his side to start what had been withheld and started kissing.

Praise the Lord! Cried to myself as she kisses tips very inspired. I was on it and we were both still dressed, when a guttural sound came from his gut to get their throat MAMES NO!! I thought, going to vomit! departed my face to see her and said - you feeling okay? - yes, nodding as his hands pulled me back to follow the hot kiss, just the passion again gained strength when a GBUUU (I sound vomit lol) NO MORE!! This will guacarear old! I instantly got up and helped him get to the bathroom.

When women get to the bathroom was pressed in the rate as if it were the last ship bound for salvation and stayed crouched position. Both arms crossed the borders of the rate that had never been cleaned and its expression could guess that the woman shouted at the porcelain-I LOVE YOU! not leave me alone!

The bathroom door ajar I left to take care that you would spend some serious, a fall or a slip, I thought, so I can save.

I should never have done that .......... it is pressed after the rate and releasing it to be "demons" another door opened and stormy spirits came out of his ass !!!!!! NO MAMES Goldfarter THIS IS OLD!! Not only that, for unison of stomach contractions released one of the many demons who were present with their gruesome smell of sulfur.

The passion was gone and how the hell did not! after such performance anyone would die resurrected, this time pex or not, I said, and asked - have you done? - thinking could it be that you need to cleanse? He replied, nodding his head. Well, lets help you get up and that was when she slipped and fell on his back buttocks, which he drinks that were to be diapered with knees bent and legs open with his hands high and trying to hold something to avoid fall, was there another revelation came to notice it as lying on the floor of my bathroom, I noticed that between her legs the color of her jeans was dark ..... and yes .... ... actually had urinated. The fragile girl lay prostrate on the floor vomited, fart and pee (and maybe even shit!), waiting for her prince charming.

picked it up as I could, and went to the toilet to be flushed and turning over to me his passion was rekindled !!!!!!! In his pedagogical women seduce was vehemently! and trying to kiss came when I discovered that smell so peculiar to bacardi, and Guacara! JESUS \u200b\u200bIN SHORTS!! Did you so offended? what I thought as I followed the game drew her to the drunk to my room to lay a trap. And so, just as he crossed the door flung to bed and locked shut in my room. Night happened after that without details, and after a few hours went into the room to sleep in the bunk as she slept in the bed below.
That what you get by hot, I said to myself and slept peacefully the rest of the morning. Kamus

Depilladas En La Calla

TO CHILE

TO CHILE
Mexican Can not live without "the chile?, This is the question to be answered in the course of my essay.

The "chile" from pre-Hispanic times to date is part of the Mexicans (and all men) and we could not live without the proper use of it, however, the excessive use or consumption of chile can in many cases be mortal.

The chile is a fruit of curious features as it has developed for its survival, a defense ironically, the chile is spicy to avoid being eaten by herbivores and it is that the chile is irresistible and is consumed by their "hotness "and it might seem masochistic if we analyze it objectively," who in their right mind would cause a tingle in your mouth? Because if many (as). But then why not eat a certain amount of acid (bearable for the body) for enchiladas?

But this is just one of many applications that gives Mexican chile and I do not understand, the Mexican can, apart from eating spicy, "speak the chile "to anyone, the Mexican" is enchilada "and not just eating spicy Mexican can" thread the chile in oranges "(this being so fragile and oranges so hard), well there are some exceptions, as they say, that for reasons of health or age that I can not or do not like, (which is worse),

The chile can be found in every corner of Mexico, of course, whenever there is Mexican, and eaten powder in sauces, stews, raw and coated, ie capeados.

There are thousands of types of chile according to studies by biologists (as) but I say you have to count the millions. The little ones are very spicy, medium and more or less spicy and large but tasteless. There is also smooth, rough, hard, soft, and even there, sadly, dry (do not worry, there are still those who eat them.) Color also can be classified, there is a blond chili peppers clenched, yellow, red and green and some other exotic that it would probably not mention very, very difficult to list the different colors of each of them and certainly know well only one.

When I mentioned that the overuse or misuse of chile can be deadly I said very seriously, is that a friend I call "Pancho" I told the tragic story of what happened to him and his girlfriend an acquaintance of mine whom we shall call "Shell."
This is the story of "Pancho" and "Shell" (as told by my friend):
"Concha" had already been warned by many of us and also by her boyfriend "Pancho", that if I continued eating as much chile could become seriously ill or even die.

This woman complained of severe pain in the stomach as having "fire" within, and good afternoon "Pancho" invited her to dinner, she agreed as usual and be parted agreeing to 6 for 9 night at the home of "Shell." Pancho

bathroom and perfume and did something he never had to remember this special occasion, you shave. Painted cloudy afternoon so thought to bring a raincoat, which I had given him, but with the emotion of the moment he forgot.

When "Pancho" was to go for "Concha" occurred to him, unlike him, check how much money he used for the appointment and discovered with disappointment that he had only 69 pesos, little money considering the place that he had planned for dinner, where they were paid by the hour. Quick Step
disappointment by remembering that "Concha" was not tight and tasty food to accompany him anywhere.
Arriving
"Pancho" to the door and stood up straight in front of the ring will play a "shell." He wanted to eat cake and it was suggested that minimal discussion and no left due to "Cake Heaven" at a place known for spicy sauces and perfectly accommodate him "shell" so of his obsession with the peppers.

were in full dinner, then, "Concha", as was customary, asked for a sausage with a sausage egg and also put a lot of spice to your cakes ignoring the recommendation of the waiter who warned him this was a new sauce and it was really spicy.

"Concha" took the first bite and started coughing, that chile was too much for her, things got ugly, she would not stop coughing chile for the power of her throat had closed and now with the bit stuck I could not breathe certainly been slow to call an ambulance and the aid provided by the waiters inexperienced was not enough .... when the ambulance arrived "Shell" and had suffered a respiratory arrest and could not do anything for her.

Sad story right? At least I am comforted that he died doing what he loved, swallowing chile.
Moral: abuse, consumption of this product may be harmful consummated with caution. Kamus